Dear Moral Police, are u sleeping?

Yes, So every year we have a drama session. This is held by the so-called moral police of the city. The Shiv Sena and its gang of goons. They rip posters, tear cards, hit the youth and do all sorts of natak just to generate cheap publicity for their flagging party fortunes. So the VALENTINES day bash, as these sainiks must be calling it, comes and goes, they enjoi the limelight. In the news, all over the papers.. wow!!! good job done...

And then we move on. Lets analyze what these goons are protesting against. 1. Is it the western influence? 2.Do they own a card selling brand which competes with Archies/Hallmark? 3. Are they plain jobless and idle?

Doesnt really matter does it? The goons repeat the same thing over and over and over again.. The authority which is supposed to safe guard the common man is a mute spectator (as always). Ask Mr.Amitabh Bhachan. Even he could not do anything regarding the bottle throwing incident at his residence. What can we humble souls do? Just take the beating... (yea, you can also leave the crap to rot there... )

So now, my point is, other than V-Day, dont these goons ever do something which is not freaking Indian??? Lets see.....

1. My recent surfing tells me that one Mr.V Mallya has got some hot chicks from the USofA to cheer his team. It seems these gals were in Mumbai recently. They were cheering for the Bangalore team. But i am sure these goons and useless fellows were enjoing that. No western influence here brother. They must have even molested a few gals if given a chance. Seriously, they can do that.... Doesn't common sense tell you that they should have disrupted the game, beat the bangalore team and sent those gals back? yes, that is what they should have done, what they did do is enjoy the view and wanked their dicks out...

2. The molesting incident on New year (2008), happened. Some goons from a nearby locality were pulled up. What happens next, the goons come and defend these other friendly goons... voila!!! Of course they are all brothers in the crime... No surprise there....
In comparison, so many principals.doctors are beaten just the hint of a crime. Many a times these professionals are innocent and just victims of some personal rivalry. But those desperate, sex-hungry goons get support from the political goons.. wow!!

3. If you guys are so against the western culture, please do me one more small favor. One small rule to be implemented. If (Caste = Goon type) please cancel/tear/burn/bury the PASSPORT. Cause anyways, you dont need the western influence. So you dont need that booklet do you???
But so many of these goons and fellow goons travel to the western country. Where is the culture then?? Speak up u filthy goon???

4. Why did you guys not burn Mr.Sachin's Ferrari? Isnt it from a western country whose influence is bad??? does it not hurt the sales of the Maruti(which is half Japanese anyways).

5. Half or more of the festivals celebrated are a pain. Noise pollution , Air pollution, Water pollution, Harresement of common man, Illegal structures being raised and other crap. And all you morons can think of is clamping and hitting people during V day.

Shame on you bloody hypocrites. Go and find yourselves a better thing to do. May be do what Shawn Michaels would have told you to do...
SUCK IT!!!

Adios Amigos...